klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(vía fake-mermaid)

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

(Fuente: jrelyt, vía homophobic)

yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

(vía dutchster)

(vía itsthegovt)

(Fuente: littlemoongoddess, vía rouen)

(Fuente: rawsex, vía lacuevadedionisio)

(Fuente: indietits, vía ickyerr-explicit)

plasmatics:

Easy Oreo Ice Cream Sandwiches & (Recipe)

(vía plasmatics-life)

plasmatics-life:

Loaded M&M Oreo Cookie Bars | >  recipe

(vía plasmatics-life)

(Fuente: menifee901, vía moontang)

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Fuente: vinegod, vía baconating)

always-arousedxxx:

I will fuck you until you feel it in your dreams…

(vía rouskilla)

rawsex:

the way she moves